Making scallops for my boyfriend tonight but shhhHHhHh it’s a surprise i dont want him to know dont tell him and ruin the surprise omg i am the best girlfriend ever scallops rule everyone else drools 0:-)

hey guys my name is sam and i like eating food every second of everyday oooops you dropped your icecream cone on the ground, but don;t worry i will lick it off the ground

i feel better than all of you right now because i just finished a 2hr intense hott yoga work out and now i can indulge in some french bread pizza without feeling bad about myself *high kick * *hiiiyaaaah*

about to share a big ass frozen pepporoni pizza with my boyfriend and I couldnt be happier :)

man oh man my lunchables even comes with an air head!!!! and i thought the capri sun was the best part smhhhhm

rock on pizza lunchables 0:-)

Guys there is a new sheriff in town and it just happens to be my roast beef sandwich that i am delicately holding in my hand as not to disturb the energy carried by this wonderful sandwich. Someone pinch me i am dying, this sandwich is too good.

okay it’s sesame tofu time

oh how good it is to be at my parents house for the weekend. i can smell the pancakes and eggs lingering my way.

lets just take a minute to give thanks to Ben & Jerry, creator of the greatest Greek Frozen Yogurt. touching taste buds everywhere and creating such a ruckus in American society that ppl all over the country sit in bed constantly just to indulge in its flavor.

FUCK YEAH GARLIC MASHED POTATOES